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17 Nov 2013 19:10:40
Post on teams/predictions:
Big January signings:
Demba Ba 10m Arsenal
Radamel Falcao 52m Chelsea
Leighton Baines 16m Manchester United
Andres Iniesta 22m Manchester United
Anderson 5m Everton
Wilfried Zaha loan Everton
Iker Casillas 12m Manchester City
Luis Suarez 30m (plus players) Juventus
Andrea Pirlo Liverpool
Artou Vidal Liverpool

 

 

11 Nov 2013 11:31:22
Following Swindon town's fa horror, The Swindon board are looking in to strengthening the side in January, bringing in some key signings. Ajose and El gabbas are set to be offloaded, and Portsmouth's Jed Wallace set to sign for town. Town are also hopefull on signing Assou-Ekotto on a full deal in the summer. Jed is also stating, if town make it to the championship this year, he will join the race to sign out of favour striker, Emmanuel Adebayor.

 

 

28 Oct 2013 21:24:47
Bristol city FC will sack Sean O'driscoll if he fails to beat Lee Johnson's Oldham this coming Saturday with Paulo Dicanio being pencilled in on a 18 month contract. from a discreet reliable source

 

 

 

 

27 Oct 2013 11:25:25
Big January signings:
Karim Benzema 40m Arsenal
Robert Lewandowski 7m Chelsea
Sami Khedira 32m Chelsea
Ben Davies 7m Everton
Michael Essien loan Everton
Stephan El-Shawaary 12m Liverpool
Pepe 15m Manchester City
Leighton Baines 15m Manchester United
Julian Draxler 28m Manchester United
(Nani part of deal)

 

 

11 Oct 2013 18:49:49
Alloa Athletic are looking to sign cash-strapped Real Jaen striker Victor Curto to try and push for an unlikely promotion to the top flight. Curto is keen to move as no wages have been paid for the last 2 months and Alloa are the only team to show any interest.

 

 

03 Oct 2013 09:33:23
Watford are looking at SC Heerenveen striker Alfreð Finnbogasson to partner Troy Deeney in front of goal. He is Eredivisie top scorer at the moment.

 

 

No way

 

 

22 Sep 2013 10:46:27
afcb are set to sign jermaine defoe and jack butland on season long loans

 

 

11 Sep 2013 11:17:34
Alefe Santos to Bristol City

 

 

07 Sep 2013 16:36:08
Michael Mancienne will leave hambourg fc for fulham in the next couple of day

 

 

02 Sep 2013 22:40:29
Private jet just landed at Liverpool. Rumour is its mata. Red jamie

 

 

02 Sep 2013 20:06:43
Blades agree a undisclosed fee for leicester's loyd dyer

 

 

02 Sep 2013 19:00:09
Burnley have agreed a loan deal with Chelsea for Romelu Lukaku. They now want him out after his shocker in the SuperCup. The deal will be completed at around 8:00pm as the clubs are sorting out paperwork.

 

 

02 Sep 2013 16:51:17
Titus Bramble to Luton is back on. player really wants to join before the transfer deadline passes. !

DD

 

 

02 Sep 2013 16:35:58
Just been in Iceland for the weekend & met Nigel Quashie in a bar. Says he had Paul Ince on the phone about a possible pay as you play deal at Blackpool.

 

 

02 Sep 2013 15:07:48
Young centre-back Tiago Ilori will join Brentford when the loan window reopens after signing for Liverpool yesterday evening. The 20-year-old impressed for Sporting Lisbon in the NextGen Series which is co-owned by Brentford's Sporting Director.

 

 

02 Sep 2013 14:21:04
After confirmation of the Christian Eriksen deal, Nicky Hammond and Nigel Adkins are working on a deal with Spurs to bring Gylfi Sigurdsson on loan to Reading for the season.

 

 

30 Aug 2013 15:09:21
I work in cardiff airport and I've just seen kaka in arrivals

 

 

30 Aug 2013 03:48:06
Chelsea and Crystal Palace are attempting to negotiate a season long loan deal for Fernando Torres. he wants to stay in London and play football and for some reason Jose Mourinho really likes Crystal Palace as a club and thinks he could rediscover his form there.

 

 

29 Aug 2013 20:39:36
Bristol City signing Manchester Utd's Nick Powell on a 6-month loan deal.

 

 

29 Aug 2013 13:56:14
Arsenal are going to put in an offer for Fabian Delph. Paul Lambert will likely reject it I imagine though.

 

 

29 Aug 2013 14:06:16
Yeovil and Blackpool are both intrested in Ricardo Vaz Te who wants to leave West Ham.

 

 

28 Aug 2013 20:12:30
Heard from a reliable source in Italy (he knew about the John Carew trial at Inter, Mazzarri becoming coach and the potential Eto'o move before it was public knowledge) Inter Milan are set to offer a trial to Carlton Cole! Apparently he feels they lack a physical presence in attack and are looking for more backup to their thin frontline.

 

 

28 Aug 2013 18:34:28
Dyce to make cheeky 2 month loan bid for Manchester Uniteds zaha, close source to the paper

 

 

28 Aug 2013 18:18:13
Crystal Palace have put in a bid today thought to be 10 million for Victor Moses.

 

 

28 Aug 2013 15:37:08
Liverpool centre back pepe from real madrid, winger options di maria, mata, ozil, liverpool forward option pedro, benzema, ronaldo, adriano, liverpool will submit offers for all these players before deadline

 

 

27 Aug 2013 21:02:40
Shakhtar Donetsk have offered £4 Million for Bradford City's Nahki Wells.

 

 

23 Aug 2013 17:13:18
Swindon Town to sign Swansea striker Luke Moore following his release by the Swans

 

 

23 Aug 2013 02:24:47
Ex bodybuilder Hugh wallis is to be offered a 1 year deal at Crawley town

 

 

22 Aug 2013 14:27:45
Pavel Pogrebnyk set for medical with Sheffield Wednesday tommorow, madene on way out, . #OWLINTHEKNOW

 

 

22 Aug 2013 12:00:59
Arsene Wenger has identified Vancouer Whitecaps striker Kenny Miller as a deadline day last resort if he can't get other targets in. Wenger was impressed with Miller's performance at Wembley against England (which he attended) and feels he'll be a cheap and slightly different back up to Giroud.

 

 

21 Aug 2013 14:34:32
Wes is coming back I spoke to him in the meadows he says it will happen before deadline day also said that forest on verge of signing will hughes from derby £ 5 million and king from liecester for sale£1 million

 

 

21 Aug 2013 02:10:52
Freddie Flintoff is going to retire as a boxer as he wants to become a footballer and Aidy Boothroyd of Northampton Town is very keen on signing the youngster.

 

 

20 Aug 2013 13:12:46
Just heard from a sports journalist for the mirror that Dzeko could be on his way to Norwich on a season long loan. Because he wants guaranteed first team action.

 

 

20 Aug 2013 11:34:11
Arsenal to offer Stoke Szcesny for Begovic in a straight trade

 

 

19 Aug 2013 00:40:12
I heard rumours Reading were bidding 3m for Jay Rodriguez but I thought lies but then I saw that Southampton had signed Osvaldo and as Southampton have many strikers I think there be be a chance for Reading to grab him.

 

 

19 Aug 2013 00:11:04
Despite scoring on his England debut southampton could sell Rickie Lambert to stoke city as Pablo Osvaldo has recently been signed

 

 

18 Aug 2013 14:20:14
Saints related rumour! A friend of mine works at Mercades and his work collegue had lunch with Mr Bale a week ago to which he spoke very highly of Saints also that he couldn't see himself playing for Spurs again and that he was waiting on a concrete offer from Manchester United and that it would be his favoured option. again Saints related sorry but was told this last night plus my mate then put £50 on him joining utd and he's tight so there must be somthing in it!

 

 

18 Aug 2013 13:33:57
wba to land christian eriksen late january

 

 

18 Aug 2013 10:10:30
Leon Clarke is on his way to walsall!

 

 

 

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