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17 May 2012 00:10:21
reading fc are interested in conor wickham of sunderland after not reaching his full potential at sunderland.

 

 

16 May 2012 15:11:04
Gary Hooper to hold talks with Ipswich Town over the coming days. The Celtic Striker would consider the move as his family are currently situated in the Suffolk town, as well as having a close link to Paul Jewell.

 

 

16 May 2012 15:09:01
Ronaldinho to again consider a move to Blackburn, despite being relegated they do have to power of Steve Kean to lure some of the world's best players. WATCH THIS SPACE

 

 

 

 

16 May 2012 15:05:13
Breaking news, Swindon to sign Del Piero at 4pm tomorrow

 

 

16 May 2012 15:02:29
i work as an estate agent in west brom and seen Pep Guardiola come in today More than likely the next west brom manager

 

 

16 May 2012 14:58:07
Got a friend who works as a Masseur at Tranmere Rovers who's certain the clubs about to be sold to someone connected to Liverpool FC and Kewell, Heskey and Michael Owen will be involved and/or possibly playing for Tranmere

 

 

16 May 2012 14:29:51
Drogba - Shanghai Shenhua 10.5m
Lisandro Lopez - Liverpool 25m

 

 

16 May 2012 14:43:53
Roberto Martinez to be next Liverpool manager

 

 

15 May 2012 21:46:30
Sunderland are to make a massive bid for Fernando Llorente.Will also look to sign 6ft 7 striker Lacina TraorÃ,and bring in Victor Moses & David Hiolett -sell Ji,Wicham on loan to see if he improves,Gyan will be sold.Fraiser Campbell could also leave if MON's attcking options are signed up and Sess stays.

 

 

15 May 2012 21:34:18
Roy Hodgson may ask old school pal and ex youth team mate Lennie Lawrence to help him in his first year in charge of England national team.

 

 

15 May 2012 20:26:59
Doncaster are interested in signing former chelsea star Adrian Mutu on a short term loan basis from Italian seria b side Cesena. Mutu suffered an injury towards the end of last season, and Cesena would like the 33 year old Romanian to be fully fit for the middle season.

 

 

15 May 2012 18:54:31
Joe Cole to sign loan deal with Southampton.
QPR to sign Demba Ba on 2 year contract.
Shrewsbury to sign midfielder Leadbitter.
Real Madrid to buy Neymar £75m.
Kaka to Chelsea £57.5m

 

 

15 May 2012 17:13:00
Fergie is considering of stepping down as man u manager to move upstairs .and pep guardiola has been aproached ..this will only happen if pep guardiola will take the job..if not fergie will stay on as manager for 1 more season..pep and his team are in advance talks with the man u board...this is top inside info

 

 

15 May 2012 15:34:30
Blackpool are set to sign charlie adam for 2mil and paul Robbinson from Blackburn if they are promoted

 

 

15 May 2012 14:04:01
Liverpool owner John Henry will give Kenny Dalglish another season to prove himself.

Dalglish want to bring in 3 new midfielder and let three go, but it remains to be seen if the board will back him.

He wants to let go of
Joe Cole
Jay Spearing
Maxi

And Bring in

Rasmus Elm (AZ Alkaar)
Younes Belhanda (Montpellier)
Morten Gamst Pedersen (Blackburn)

He is also looking for another striker

 

 

Emile Heskey spotted at Thorpe Arch talking to Neil Warnock

 

 

15 May 2012 11:59:18
mario balotelli to go out on loan to either leicester, blackpool, bristol city or norwich. Source I know mancini and speak to him regularly

 

 

15 May 2012 11:29:48
hulk,ronaldo,joao mouthino,di maria,
moura,krul,robben chelsea likely to
get nearly all of them maybe 4 or 5

 

 

15 May 2012 10:20:58
I was talking to Steve Fletcher's
babysitter yesterday at Throston
Bookies who told me that he's in talks
with Hartlepool Manager
Neale Cooper about joining in a
player coach role with Ritchie
Humphreys set to leave after
declining his new contract offer.......

 

 

15 May 2012 10:14:41
sudnerland not signing Bendtner, for obvious reasons, and are instead turning their interest to Fernando Llorente of Atheltic Bilbao. big money on big striker is a must accoridng to o'neill. (source=the daily telegraph)

 

 

14 May 2012 22:12:18
Plymouth argyle are to sign gregor traitorelli from athletico kebab. Fee expected to be around £50000. {Ed003's Note - You are watching to much TV}

 

 

14 May 2012 21:48:04
With fergie's interest in fulham dynamo moussa dembele supposedly very high, jol has stated that it will take anderson + 5million to take him from the cottage

 

 

14 May 2012 18:52:22
A couple of Borussia Dortmund players have been spotted at colney leaving the training ground. It was thought to be Schmelzer as a replacement for drury at left back and Lewandowski to partner grant holt up front Lambert has good links with borussia and could get them on the cheap.

 

 

14 May 2012 16:04:49
Teams are queing up for Van Persie. Barca, R madrid, Juventus, Man City, Man utd, Chelsea even Tottenham.

 

 

14 May 2012 14:45:11
Theo Walcott to sign for Chelsea for £20 million

 

 

14 May 2012 09:38:00
Wayne Rooney contemplating a big move after heart felt talks with boss Alex Ferguson following the shock loss of the premier league title. He is said to be unhappy with the way the club is moving, links already to AC Milan and As Roma

 

 

13 May 2012 20:28:16
Following a top 8 finish, Hull City are looking to bolster there promotion chances by bringing in following players
Michail Antonio - 1.4mil
Adam Le Fondre - 900,000
Juan Pablo Angel - Player/coach
Jay Spearing - Loan with option to buy
Lucas Leiva - One month loan to get him back to match fitness
Junior Hoilett - 1mil

New Manager - Greg Abbott

Source: My Granddad owns and runs chippy opposite KC stadium, Ehab Allam came in the other day and was on phone for the duration - he left behind a napkin with the above names on, you heard it hear first

 

 

13 May 2012 19:07:35
Chelsea have told Roberto Di Matteo that he will be offered the managers' job full time and he has already begun his summer signing spree with four deals set to take place. Belgium striker Romelu Lukaku is expected to leave Stamford Bridge on a season long loan though by signing for relegated Premier League club Bolton.
Brazilian club Internacional have revealed they have accepted a £22 million bid from Chelsea for 22 year old striker Leandro Damiao.
Another deal close to happening is midfielder Jean-Jacques Gosso. The Orduspor player has been superb in the Turkish league this season and could sign a four year deal in England that could cost the Blues around £6 million.
Di Matteo is keen on bringing a young full back to the club and his answer could be Liverpool defender Martin Kelly. The 22 year old can also play in the centre of defence and could cosy anything between £10 and £15 million. Kelly is keen on European football and has been told by Kenny Dalglish he may have to move on to raise funds for the struggling Anfield club.
Finally, Roda JC forward Made Junker has been told he will be available as a free agent in the summer and will join Chelsea on a season long contract as the 31 year old feels he can make an impact in the Premier League.

 

 

13 May 2012 19:34:51
just seen heskey leaving leeds thorpe park training ground so maybe joining

 

 

12 May 2012 17:19:16
Accy stanley have asked venkys if david dunn is available on loan if not will exchange for 4 thousand chickens

 

 

11 May 2012 23:52:45
Stoke to sign the following players:
All from Bolton- Holden, young,petrov 11mil.
Lukaku - Chelsea loan
All from wolves- fletcher,ward,Jarvis 13mil
All from Blackburn- hoilett, nzonzi 15mil
Kelly from Liverpool loan

They will sell lots of the deadwood and the major move out of the club mighght be jones moving for 16.5mil to Malaga

 

 

11 May 2012 23:32:33
AC Milan triple Fillipo Inzaghi, Gennaro Gatusso and Alessandro Nesta to sign for stoke all on free transfers as all three reveal they are to leave milan at the end os the season and pulis wants to sign them on a pay as you play deal

 

 

11 May 2012 23:09:50
sheff weds singning adam le fondre on a 3month loan for start of season

 

 

11 May 2012 19:29:41
just read on sky sports news that matt richie will be leaving swindon for tottenham with a possible swap too with bostock.

 

 

11 May 2012 10:59:26
Celtic set to splash out a outstanding 3 million pound for dagenham young star Chris Lewington

 

 

11 May 2012 10:51:50
Portsmouth Players out:

All of them

In;s

The tea Lady
The groundsman
car park attendant
Alan Knight
Steve Clarridge
3 of the stewards
Fat bloke in ticket offic
and Uncle Tom Cobbly and all

Heard this from a very reliable source

 

 

10 May 2012 13:03:49
Chelsea to sign Everton's Jack Rodwell for £18m

 

 

09 May 2012 22:23:04
Luton Town are set to hijack Forest Green Rovers offer for Bromley Heath's talismanic defensive midfielder Luke Ferguson. Ferguson has been out of favour since February with an apparent changing room bust up with long serving manager Daniel Elliot. Ferguson 22 has rejected recent contract offer from Yate.

 

 

08 May 2012 22:10:31
Southampton have been linked with Emile Heskey and Paul Scholes

 

 

08 May 2012 19:52:08
Reading will announce signing Gareth McCleary on a free shortly.

They have beaten Sunderland and Everton to 'Iceland's hottest youngster' Björn Sigurdarson. Final negotions on price were concluded today and contract talks have started. Not sure of the fee but it's around £2.5m.

The Takeover will soon by ratified by the Premiership.
Reading will then look at further targets including Yakubu, Marriappa, Clyne and possibly Maxi Rodriguez.

 

 

 

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